Tuesday, July 19, 2011

::Panda Joke::



A Panda walks into a restaurant and orders the special of the day. He eats the food, gets up and shoots the waitress dead.


The hostess runs over to the Panda and says, “What did you do that for?”


The Panda then says,”Look up ‘Panda” in the dictionary, Miss and you will see...”


And with that, the Panda walked out of the restaurant.


The hostess then rushes to a dictionary, looks up ‘Panda’
and reads...”Panda, n., mammal, eats shoots and leaves.”

7 comments:

Tukang Karut said...

oooowhhhhhhh... nganga mulut besar2... baru tau ni...

plankton said...

Paham ke tak paham ni??? Mcm tak paham je...

Ni mslh double meaning la..

Tukang Karut said...

tau la... faham la ni... huhu...

plankton said...

Ok.. He3.. Seb bek faham.. Klo x da majuk 1 bln.. Teehee

Tukang Karut said...

1 bulan jea? selama ni mendiam diri lebih sebulan, ok jea... huhu...


gurau jea... jangan la nak merajuk2 sangat...

plankton said...

Ahaha tempoh percubaan.. Sebulan je r.. Lame2 kunk gatal lak kuki jari kaki nak menaip.. He3

Fieq Eum said...

hahaha..like like :D